2904 Laguna Street • San Francisco, CA 94123
ph: (415) 567-9009
Pilates@mercuryfitness.com

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Andre



Andre instructs the following:
  • CODE RED•MACHINE · Reformer

  • Come take this alarmingly tough Reformer class and hear the sirens blaring... oh wait, that's just you, sobbing and moaning. We'll do our best not to put you into a Code Blue (a/k/a cardiac arrest).


    Class names & descriptions are strictly for fun!

    All classes are taught at an intermediate to advanced level. If you have any questions or concerns about participating in class, please call the studio at 415-567-9009 for additional information.

  • BOUNTY HUNTER•MACHINE · Hybrid

  • Our trainers are on the hunt to turn in your warrant and hand you your @ss. You better show up for this hybrid machine class on your scheduled date. Just try to skip town, I dare ya.


    Class names & descriptions are strictly for fun!

    All classes are taught at an intermediate to advanced level. If you have any questions or concerns about participating in class, please call the studio at 415-567-9009 for additional information.

  • THUNDERDOME • MACHINE · Hybrid

  • Four enter... only one leaves...
    Okay, so maybe this machine hybrid class won't have a 75% casualty rate, but it will most certainly bring you to your knees. Enter if you're tough enough, and grow so strong you'll make Master Blaster cry for mercy...


    Class names & descriptions are strictly for fun!

    All classes are taught at an intermediate to advanced level. If you have any questions or concerns about participating in class, please call the studio at 415-567-9009 for additional information.

  • WIDOW-MAKERMAT

  • Put your affairs in order before signing up for this mortally challenging mat class. Relentlessly paced and ridiculously tough, you'll just about meet your Maker after a mortifying 55-minutes. You'll crawl up the stairs when it's all over, shouting, "I'm alive!!"


    Class names & descriptions are strictly for fun!

    All classes are taught at an intermediate to advanced level. If you have any questions or concerns about participating in class, please call the studio at 415-567-9009 for additional information.

  • SHOCK & AWE • MACHINE · Reformer

  • The difficulty of this reformer class may send you into a state of shock, but keep your head on straight, shake yourself out of your stupor and rise like the Phoenix from the Flames. If you can survive the torrent of muscular bomb blasts, you'll have a body that'll level nations (whether they have WMD's or not).


    Class names & descriptions are strictly for fun!

    All classes are taught at an intermediate to advanced level. If you have any questions or concerns about participating in class, please call the studio at 415-567-9009 for additional information.